My Story About Fighting a Water Deer (Brutal)

No pics, sorry...

This happened when I was out for a hobby ride on my Harley.

I was on a weekend cross-country trip by myself, heading towards Gwangju Metropolitan City.

It was pitch black, around midnight, and I was cruising on a national road somewhere in Jeollado.

There were rice paddies on both sides, and I was just chilling on this country road.

Then, something started sparkling ahead and zig-zagging towards me.

I could vaguely make out it was a water deer, so I quickly stopped my bike (the engine cuts off when you put down the kickstand).

I waited for it to pass.

But then, this thing started making weird monster noises and headbutted my precious Breakout!

I was wearing my riding gloves (carbon knuckle and palm protectors), so I was like,

'Hey you damn water deer!' and threw a punch.

We went at it, trading blows for about 30 seconds.

The scene of our struggle, illuminated by the bike's headlights on this dark country road...

Then, the water deer admitted defeat, wobbled to the side of the road, and collapsed.

I dragged it into the roadside bushes so it wouldn't get run over by other cars,

then lit a cigarette and left...

Ah... the guilt of taking a life is heavier than I thought.

When I got to my destination, I only ate one bowl of rice with my gukbap.

The food just wouldn't go down... *sniffle sniffle*

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