
When Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love and Beauty, joined Olympus, many male gods couldn't control their horniness and hit on her, but only Zeus seemed to avoid her. As the King of the Gods, tasked with maintaining universal order, a goddess representing Love and Beautyโtwo concepts that bring chaos and conflictโwas someone Zeus absolutely had to avoid. BUT, as everyone knows, Zeus just has to bang any hot chick he sees. Having to hold that in constantly? Is that even possible? So, eventually, the inevitable happened. Zeus held in his desire for Aphrodite until he finally lost his mind and went full berserk.
Batshit crazy Zeus performed a deep strike on the island of Cyprus where Aphrodite usually hung out, and immediately started tracking her. Aphrodite, seeing the Zeus who usually avoided her suddenly charging at her, naked, eyes glazed over, and sporting a rock-hard boner, didn't bother trying to figure out the situationโshe just ran.

The two gods chased each other, doing about ten laps around Cyprus Island in what felt like an internal ejaculation challenge. Just as Zeus's Marine-grade artillery-cock, which was so stiff it looked like it might necrotize, was about to give out, it was stimulated by a sudden gust of wind.

Zeus immediately came spectacularly, spraying tons of milk all over the soil of Cyprus Island. After finally busting a nut, Zeus regained his senses, realized what he had almost done, and scrambled back to Olympus. I told you, Zeus basically jizzed gallons of milk all over the ground in Cyprus, right?

As a result, Gaia, who was just minding her own business, ended up pregnant by accident. Since she is the Goddess of Creation and Abundance, tasked with nurturing all seeds and forging life, she was afflicted. Soon after, Gaia gave birth to strange monsters on the island of Cyprus.

They were half-human, half-horse, like Centaurs, but because Gaia was their mother, they had a pair of buffalo horns symbolizing abundance growing on their foreheads. People noticed they looked like Centaurs but were only found in Cyprus, so they considered them a subspecies and called them Cyprian Centaurs. Perhaps due to their origins, the Cyprian Centaurs were gentler than the original Centaurs of Thessaly. They became servants of Aphrodite, interacting with and entertaining the Goddess's devotees who visited Cyprus Island.
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"Zeus literally failed No Simp September so spectacularly he accidentally impregnated his own grandmother/great-grandmother with floor jizz. The real power move is having world-beating combat stats so nobody can complain about your sex crimes."
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