Aphrodite. Goddess of Beauty and one of the 12 Olympians. Today, let's look into who she had kids with and what kind of kids they were.
1. Ares (6 sons, 1 daughter) - Eros (Love) - Anteros (Vengeance) - Himeros (Sexual Desire) - Pothos (Longing) - Deimos (Dread) - Phobos (Fear) - Harmonia (Harmony)
2. Hermes (1 son) - Hermaphroditus (Union)
3. Dionysus (1 son) - Priapus (Fertility)
4. Poseidon (1 daughter) - Rhodes (Island). The kids she banged with the gods total 10 (8 sons, 2 daughters). But Aphrodite didn't stop at just gods. Obviously, she also banged humans, so if we look at the kids she had with them:
1. Adonis (3 sons, 1 daughter) - Beroe (Nymph) - Golgos (Founder of Golgoi) - Histaspes - Zariadres (King of the Caucasian region)
2. Anchises (1 son) - Aeneas (Trojan War)
3. Phaethon (1 son) -> NOT the son of the Sun God - Astynoos
4. Butes (1 son) - Eryx (Argonaut). She had a total of 7 kids (6 sons, 1 daughter) with humans. She popped out 17 kids in total with 8 different men, which is...
When you consider that Maria Theresa of the Habsburg Dynasty had 16 kids with just ONE guy throughout her life, that fact is pretty shocking. But coming this far, one question should pop up. There's definitely one person who SHOULD have kids with her, but doesn't. And that person is...
Hephaestus. God of Fire and the Forge. He's technically Aphrodite's official husband, but they didn't even *bang*, let alone have kids. Instead, Helios snitched on her affair with Ares, and after that, she even got NTR'd by *mortals*. Aphrodite had 8 boyfriends, just saying. Let's shed a tear for poor Hephaestus and rethink the absolute degeneracy of Aphrodite, who's just as much a player as Zeus.
"The consensus is that Hephaestus is the ultimate 'Ppong-ppong hyung' (cuckold) who was too busy being an engineering nerd, maybe even an asexual one, to notice his wife, Female Zeus, was banging literally everyone else. At least he was decent by male god standards."
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