"How about adding these items?"
"Wait! [User], you're missing out on these benefits!"
"Sign up for this random-ass nobody card and get this many points!"

I'm busy as hell, stop talking to me and cut the bullshit.
"Everyone is collectively losing it over 'dark patterns' and aggressive upselling in apps that make a simple checkout feel like an obstacle course for 3-won rewards."
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