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Right before the compilation of the Continental Integrated History Book, which was to contain the history of the Great Middle-earth, the Elves and Dwarves gathered in the imperial palace conference room for the final revisions.

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"You fucking Dwarves."

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"What, you fucking knife-ears?"

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"The descendant of the great ancient state Joseon is us Elves. Stop distorting history, you bastards."

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"These guys are doing the 'Elf-east Project' now..."

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"Shut your trap. I'm gonna wreck you with facts, so wash your ears and listen up. I'll destroy you with logic starting now."

1. Joseon was insanely good at archery. Taejo Yi Seong-gye hit the crown of a helmet from 150 paces away... If the founders of Joseon aren't Elves, what are they?

2. Joseon was also elite at horse archery. The Parthian shot is the exclusive property of our Elf race.

3. Wooden architecture that doesn't defy nature—this is an aesthetic only the people of the forest possess.

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"Stop talking out of your ass. I'll wreck you with facts now, so listen up."

1. Joseon was dead serious about gunpowder weapons. The 'Bigyeokjincheonroe' (Timed Explosive Shell) is a classic invention of us Dwarf blacksmiths.

2. Joseon is a race of the rocks that loves rugged mountains and rock fortresses more than the plains. Holding out in mountain fortresses is proof of inheriting the blood of the rock.

3. 'Ondol,' which uses geothermal heat to warm the stone floors, is the literal survival method of underground cities.

"I see~ both sides make great points, teehee!"

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"Ah, what the fuck! Who are you?"

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"Hello, I am Nurgle, the descendant of the God of Pestilence."

"The Joseon army actually enjoyed using poop! They even had a dedicated poop launcher (Bun-po)!"

"According to records in the Hwaposhigeonhae, Jingbirok, and Yungwonpilbi, the weapon systems using human excrement were very sophisticated."

And so, it is said that Joseon was officially recorded as the ancestor of Nurgle.