[Breaking] Pizza Index hits DEFCON 2
Not sure if it’s because of the Iran protests or Trump’s comments about crushing Mexican cartels, but DEFCON 2 just popped up;;
Update: To be clear, this isn't an official Pentagon status. It’s based on the correlation with pizza orders near the Pentagon, so it might not mean much. But usually, a massive spike in orders has been a signal that something is going down.
"Netizens are buzzing over the 'Pizza Meter' hitting DEFCON 2, debating whether the geopolitical tension in Iran or Mexico is the cause, while finding it hilarious that delivery orders are a legit way to track global crises."
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