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“The dude who wields that magic sword kicks the bucket early.”

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“Does the magic sword suck up the owner's life force?”

“Nah, it doesn't do that. It just keeps whispering to its owner like other magic swords. Though, in the case of this one, it's more of a screaming than a whispering.”

“What the heck does it scream that makes the owner die young?”

'This owner has INSANE energy! Everyone who has ever owned me had the potential to rewrite history, BUT I feel power of a completely different dimension coming off you, unmatched by anyone in the past!' 'You can walk a path of overwhelming dominance that insults the very gods! Only YOU can do this! Since you picked me up, this is your destiny!' 'You can do ANYTHING! Look! Those scrubs over there are just a footnote in the epic hero song that will be sung about you forever!' 'What are you hesitating for! Are you scared of 20,000 Orcs! Does a Dragon fear how many ants gather?!' 'The difference between you, who holds me, and those scarecrows is greater than that! GO! You can do it! YOU got this!'

“After days and nights of getting pumped up like that, the owner eventually shouts 'I can do it! If it's me!' and attempts something ridiculously risky, resulting in their death.”

“That's insidious. Driving its owner to death like that.”

“But I don't think it does it intentionally. Apparently, ever since it was just a chunk of Mana Ore, it wanted to be a motivational speaker.”

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"When your sword is the ultimate life coach who tells you to fight 20k orcs, but its actual stats suck and it can't even cut leather armor."

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