[Shitpost] "I think I finally figured out the secret of the Monkey's Paw"

I always wondered why this little shit twists every single wish into a total disaster, yet whenever someone whose life is ruined by the first two wishes screams the final wish—'Disappear! Never show your face in front of me again!'—it actually grants that one literally without any twist.

But now that I think about it, even that was probably granted with the underlying meaning of 'Fine (I'll go ruin some other idiot's life now).' The person who wished for it to 'disappear' definitely didn't wish for it to go find a new victim.