A few small boasts from my 20th year at my first company!

1. Used up every single day of my PTO! (First time in 20 years!!) 2. Approving my juniors' leave requests in 3 seconds flat, no questions asked! (Even half-day leaves are an instant pass) 3. Never suggest team dinners (If the company forces one, I just take the team out for a nice lunch and call it a day) 4. First one to show up at the office (A pointless brag, really;;;) 5. First one to clock out on the dot (If I'm not the #1 person out the door, I get upset...) 6. Never been late in 20 years

Looking back, it’s nothing special lol. I’m not exactly a superstar, but I’m not bad either—just keeping things steady and average.

But I’m still just a typical office worker who always keeps a resignation letter tucked away in my heart. Hang in there, fellow workers!!