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( Another peaceful day in SD Gundam Capsule Fighter )
Gundam Ez8: "Umm... Mr. Softmax... Even so, I'm the protagonist suit of my own series, but my performance is so dogshit that no one uses me... People are calling me 'B-rank training fodder.' Can't you please buff me?"
Softmax: "Oh, is that so? Alright, I'll give you a buff."
Gundam Ez8 (180mm Cannon): "Hey... you said you'd upgrade me, why did you give me a sidegrade? I asked for a performance boost, not a concept change. My mobility and damage are still absolute garbage. Why are you doing this to me?"
Softmax: "Geez, you sure complain a lot. You want me to make you see Joan every time you pick Ez8?"
Ez8: "ใ ใ You son of a bitch."
Softmax: "Hey, since you're whining so much, I brought another one. Remember when Ez8 ripped off its own arm to beat the crap out of the Gouf Custom? I recreated that. Use it well."
Ez8: "Sigh... are you serious? ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ Everyone else is firing mega particle cannons and funnels and spamming thousands of rounds, and I'm supposed to swing a ripped-off arm? ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ Is this how you treat a main protagonist suit? ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ I'm giving up now... I wonder how shitty this one's performance will be~?"
"Becomes a TOP 10 broken unit in the entire history of Capsule Fighter."
( Summary )
"Users are reminiscing about the chaotic 'no middle ground' balancing of SDGO, where a unit swinging its own ripped-off arm somehow became more meta than high-tech Gundams with funnels and lasers."
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