His dad jerked off, researchers stole the load, and used it to create Homelander.
He wasn't raised in a normal home; he grew up in a lab undergoing all sorts of cruel experiments until he was an adult. When he jerked off in his room during puberty, the researchers mocked the hell out of him, but Homelander just took it because he didn't want them to be 'disappointed' in him. The researchers, who should've been parental figures, treated him like a task and ignored his cries for help even when he was being tortured.
After becoming an adult, he accidentally killed a civilian. His senior 'hero' Black Noir, instead of helping a confused Homelander, taught him how to manipulate the 'dogs and pigs' public. Before this, Homelander was actually a decent hero who agonized over the fear of making mistakes.
The company Vought thinks of Homelander as just a replaceable disposable tool.
Because he grew up without a mother's love, he shows a weird obsession with breast milk.
His girlfriend was a Nazi white supremacist who tried to brainwash him with Nazi ideology. When Homelander refused, she bit her tongue and offed herself.
Instead of taking his anger out on the world by killing civilians or whatever, he goes to the top of a skyscraper at night and goes to town with a massive 'rage-wank.'
When he found out Soldier Boy was his dad, he was so happy and tried to bond with him, but his dad called him a weak, cheap imitation and tried to kill him and even his own grandson.
To root out his deepest trauma, he went back to the lab where he was experimented on and forced the researcher who teased him for jerking off to do it in front of everyone, threatening to laser him if he didn't. He just sat there laughing his ass off to relieve stress lol.
Honestly, it would be weirder if this guy stayed sane.
"The community is oscillating between feeling sorry for Homelander's absolutely cursed upbringing (including the 'public wank' revenge) and debating the power scaling between him and Soldier Boy."
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