1. Pick up a rock.
2. Smash it and turn it into stone dust.
3. Now you have stone dust that's mostly silicon.
4. Increase the purity to silicon dioxide.
5. Silicon crystals are complete.
6. Put the silicon crystals in a pot.
7. Crank up the heat. Ideally, around 1420 degrees Celsius is just right.
8. Pull out a silicon wafer ingot grown from a seed. A purity of about 99.99999999% is ideal. (10 nines, aka Ten-Nine purity).
9. Slice it thinly.
10. Wafer dies are ready.
11. Pour on some film developer.
12. Fire a precision laser to print the circuit diagram you have in mind onto the wafer. Since the Nvidia Tegra T239 for the Switch 2 uses an 8nm process, just use a laser capable of 8nm printing.
13. Add a solution to wash it.
14. Run QC on the chip.
15. Cut it with a diamond cutter.
16. Solder it to the PCB. Each solder point shouldn't exceed a few micrometers; use 24k pure gold wire.
17. If it looks like the photo, you've succeeded.
18. Done!
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