A physicist serving up an analysis of Santa's acceleration while moving.
A chemist arguing for the blue shift of Rudolph's nose and analyzing sled fuel.
A biologist being like, 'Um, actually, Rudolph is a reindeer though???'
A pharmacologist prescribing vasoconstrictors for Rudolph.
An atmospheric scientist claiming Santa can't travel through the stratosphere.
A particle physicist formulating a theory where wave-function collapse depends on how 'good' a child has been.
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