MC: "Let's just quit this toy battle crap already."

After losing in the world tournament and even getting owned by preschoolers, Ryusei decides to ditch Borging for good.

Ugh... how am I supposed to make a living now?;;

Soccer........?

Yeah, I'll become a soccer player!


Become the world's best soccer player!

Marry a beautiful bride!

Honeymoon, hehe........

Actually, I was a man-desu.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Boxing.....?

Yeah, I'll become a boxer!

Become the world's best boxer......!

*Pow*



I've burned it all into white ash........

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Super hero?

Yeah, I'll be a superhero who protects the Earth!



Begone, villains!

Reflect


BAM! KABOOM!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then..... a singer?

I'll become a star singer!


Make tons of money and.......

The manager embezzles every single cent........

Welp, I'm screwed..........

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gosh, you've been so noisy! A new girl appears. This anime is really good at churning out new female characters every day.


Hehe, she's cute!

Go out with me, it's destiny!

*Slap*

I told you everyone's saying you're being too loud!

Protests from people in all those different professions.......

I'm sorry ㅠㅠ.......

You're Ryusei, the guy who got eliminated from the world Borg tournament, right?

Oh, you know me!

Are you gonna comfort me? I need someone to comfort me.

You're just a pathetic loser who doesn't know how to do anything but Borging.....

Wait... that's not comforting at all?

Wa... wait, there was something else I wanted to say.....

Ugh, if you don't want to hear it, then don't!

Wait, hold on!

Everyone, let's throw stones at that coward!

And so, the stone-throwing begins.



Ow, my life is flashing before my eyes.

But I realized one thing for sure!

Borging is the only thing I've got after all!

??????????

So I'm going back to Borging! This was Ryusei, whose life always ends in 'Ki-Seung-Jeon-Borg' (All roads lead to Borg)................


Wait, what......?


What's wrong.... what did you see?


........????????????

No...... I must've seen wrong;;

"Classic Kabuto Borg chaos where the plot makes zero sense, everyone is a jerk, and the protagonist's dad dresses in drag just to troll/motivate him. Just an average day in the most unhinged toy-promotion anime ever made."
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