Maybe it was the raw fish from last night's team dinner... my stomach was growling all morning. I held it in as long as I could, then tried to let just a bit of gas out silently...
I lifted one cheek and pushed a little... there was no sound, but something heavy and warm came out. Sigh... ;;
My mind went completely blank and cold sweat poured down my back... I waddled to the bathroom as fast as I could, praying no one would see ใ ใ
Checked and my underwear was already KIA... cleaned up roughly and now I'm sitting here going commando. It feels weird, and I'm so worried the smell will drift up that I can't focus on work at all...
I never dreamed I'd shart in the office at over 40 years old... I have nowhere else to vent and I'm so embarrassed, so I'm writing this here...
Never trust a fart when your stomach is acting up... you'll be finished in a second.. ใ ใ
๋ฐฐ ์ํ๋ ๋ฐฉ๊ตฌ ์ ๋ ๋ฏฟ์ง ๋ง์ญ์ผ.. ํ ๊ฐ๋๋ค.. ใ ใ
"A 40-year-old professional learns the ultimate lesson: never trust a fart. Meanwhile, the community is busy tagging him with the most 'shitty' notes possible."
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