Maybe it was the raw fish from last night's team dinner... my stomach was growling all morning. I held it in as long as I could, then tried to let just a bit of gas out silently...

I lifted one cheek and pushed a little... there was no sound, but something heavy and warm came out. Sigh... ;;

My mind went completely blank and cold sweat poured down my back... I waddled to the bathroom as fast as I could, praying no one would see ㅠㅠ

Checked and my underwear was already KIA... cleaned up roughly and now I'm sitting here going commando. It feels weird, and I'm so worried the smell will drift up that I can't focus on work at all...

I never dreamed I'd shart in the office at over 40 years old... I have nowhere else to vent and I'm so embarrassed, so I'm writing this here...

Never trust a fart when your stomach is acting up... you'll be finished in a second.. ㅠㅠ

배 아플땐 방구 절대 믿지 마십쇼.. 훅 감니다.. ㅠㅠ