MC: "Let's just quit this toy battle crap already."

After losing in the world tournament and even getting owned by preschoolers, Ryusei decides to ditch Borging for good.

Ugh... how am I supposed to make a living now?;;

Soccer........?

Yeah, I'll become a soccer player!


Become the world's best soccer player!

Marry a beautiful bride!

Honeymoon, hehe........

Actually, I was a man-desu.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Boxing.....?

Yeah, I'll become a boxer!

Become the world's best boxer......!

*Pow*



I've burned it all into white ash........

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Super hero?

Yeah, I'll be a superhero who protects the Earth!



Begone, villains!

Reflect


BAM! KABOOM!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then..... a singer?

I'll become a star singer!


Make tons of money and.......

The manager embezzles every single cent........

Welp, I'm screwed..........

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gosh, you've been so noisy! A new girl appears. This anime is really good at churning out new female characters every day.


Hehe, she's cute!

Go out with me, it's destiny!

*Slap*

I told you everyone's saying you're being too loud!

Protests from people in all those different professions.......

I'm sorry ใ ใ .......

You're Ryusei, the guy who got eliminated from the world Borg tournament, right?

Oh, you know me!

Are you gonna comfort me? I need someone to comfort me.

You're just a pathetic loser who doesn't know how to do anything but Borging.....

Wait... that's not comforting at all?

Wa... wait, there was something else I wanted to say.....

Ugh, if you don't want to hear it, then don't!

Wait, hold on!

Everyone, let's throw stones at that coward!

And so, the stone-throwing begins.



Ow, my life is flashing before my eyes.

But I realized one thing for sure!

Borging is the only thing I've got after all!

??????????

So I'm going back to Borging! This was Ryusei, whose life always ends in 'Ki-Seung-Jeon-Borg' (All roads lead to Borg)................


Wait, what......?


What's wrong.... what did you see?


........????????????

No...... I must've seen wrong;;

"Classic Kabuto Borg chaos where the plot makes zero sense, everyone is a jerk, and the protagonist's dad dresses in drag just to troll/motivate him. Just an average day in the most unhinged toy-promotion anime ever made."
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