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This tiny bean-sized thing cost me 7,500 won.

Looking at it split in half, I can't stop thinking about that comment on Dogdrip saying it looks like 'horse dung from a horse that ate too much hay.'

The crunching sound of the kadaif is so similar to the sound of my joints moving that it feels like I'm chewing on my own joints.

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The taste is basically a Choco Rice Cake Pie + a bunch of somyeon noodles + the texture of chewing chocolate. It's nutty and sweet.

I got it delivered, but it's absolutely NOT worth waiting in line for. Just treat it as a 'yeah, I've tried that' experience. Like any other trending dessert, it's just something to talk about once. It's DE-FIN-ITE-LY not worth making a huge fuss over, so keep that in mind. ++

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They say one Dubai Mochi Cookie has the same calories as a Big Mac, but since I only ate half, I basically just ate half a burger.

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That's right, the Dubai Mochi Cookie was actually Lembas bread all along. It wouldn't make sense if I wasn't full after one bite. I ate Lembas bread. It has to be.